#A new email

[morganbritton132]

17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”

[lilybug-02]

Eimmet High...temmiE high. OMG!

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Next update may take...much longer! I have finals and an internship and not to mention I have to draw- A LOT :')

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

Hey hey hey may 31th anon! How's 2024 going? ☆ヾ(*´▽｀)ﾉ This year I have for you a leaked Sherlock season 5 image. Thinking of you!! And everyone!!

[zorionbbq]

END OF THE YAKUZA

[markscherz]

🐸🚨New Frog Just Dropped!🚨🐸

Meet the ✨Most Beautiful Tree Frog✨, Guibemantis pulcherrimus, a new species described by my colleagues and me in the journal Zootaxa this week. The scientific name 'pulcherrimus' literally means 'most beautiful'. It's a close relative of Guibemantis pulcher (just 'beautiful', ha!), but has more little spots and less pronounced lateral blotches. It's found in the northeast of Madagascar, where it lives in Pandanus screw-palms.

[cubbihue]

Most amount of swaps in recorded history? Just how many times have they swapped? Sounds really inconvenient to randomly switch places on the offchance one of them was doing something important.

They've swapped many many times. More than you or they can count! It can be pretty annoying. For Anti Cosmo that is.

Switching from an Anti-Fairy into the opposite court is a lot like suddenly opening the blackout curtains of someone's room. The light floods in, and it can be pretty blinding. The amount of apology emails he had to write to his colleagues for damaging their eyes...

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[taviamoth]

[Information 2 days old as of 20 May 2024.]

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[thebibliosphere]

I really hate whicever doctor put GAD back in my file after it took me a year to have it removed because I do not have generalized anxiety disorder. I have very specific anxiety based on traumatic medical events that almost killed me.

It’s the PTSD, babes.

Funny how that’s been removed from my file, though.

[chalkrub]

so i got through to the top 300 for the pokemon tcg contest. i'm feeling normal about it........feeling very normal and sane. which is why i also drew this in ms paint

[front-facing-pokemon]

[noisyghost]

i wish you'd take better care of yourself

[ppedri]

[i-like-forcefem]

I’d love to forcefem someone using only loony-toons traps

Roll out of bed? Step on a button triggering a pulley that rips your pyjamas and underwear clean clean off

Stumble back from the shock? Trigger a slingshot that slaps you with a bra and a pair of panties that slip on due to the force (it’s a cartoon!)

Try to take them off? It snaps back so hard you eg pushed into your wall, triggering another button dropping a cute T-shirt perfectly over your head

Stumble around trying to see? Fall over a tripwire through a skirt that gets together around your waist as you slip through it

And then you find yourself in a fem get up scared to do anything, you sure won’t try to take it off anymore

So you’ll maybe open a cabinet to get your toothbrush? Cannon shoots you with a perfect face of make-up

But at least you could grab your (mysteriously) pink toothbrush now

You walk out of your room? Step inside high heels that clamp onto your feet and then stumble down the stairs falling into a kiddy-pool filled with Estrogen gell

Not to mention all the traps I can set at their workplace and on their way to work, all the traps I can make that you’d only ever trigger if you’re actively avoiding other traps…

And just how insane she’ll look to everyone else, of course the traps never activate when someone else could see it, so to everyone else she just looks like a crazy, but cutely dressed, girl

I might even make a trap attaching a fun little bomb to her, which will go off if she ever denies that she’s really a girl (and if the bomb ever happens to go off it will conveniently launch her inside a seat of the closest beauty salon, with her to confused by the blast to resist the full manicure we’ve order for her)

[deepwaterwritingprompts]

Big Deep Water News 🪼🪼🪼

As some of you might know, I write not just two sentence prompts, but full length manuscripts as well. Following beta sourced from the followers of this very blog, I’ve been querying the most recent, titled BORDERLINE, intermittently for about a year.

And, as of this week, I’ve officially signed with a literary agent and am now represented by Stephen Barbara at Inkwell Management.

Prompts will continue as I work on some edits (and my regular job) and dream the manuscript gets picked up and published. If you’re interested, here’s a link to the tag on my personal, and the description below the cut!

I’ll definitely be sharing any news that comes up on this topic. It’s pretty wild but here we are. Stay weird, keep writing, and love always,

- Lilia 💫

Lin O’Leary keeps her eyes closed. That’s how you survive in the town of Florida: small, slightly run down, and sitting right on a rip in reality. Known to locals as ‘the borderline’, all anyone knows for sure is that it ate town darling Momo Kasahara six years ago, and is best left alone. Lin, a high school dropout now working at the world’s weirdest corner store, tries not to dwell on the girl she might have loved if she’d had the chance. No real friends or future, she accepts midnight shifts, saves her pennies, and ignores the faceless entity seeking instant oatmeal. 

When a grown up Momo appears one night like a ghost in the snack aisle, everything changes. Lin is sure that finding her will cure the strange gloom that’s been hanging over her and her town for so long. Remaining twin Bo Kasahara just wants his family whole again, and touring paranormal vlogger Julien True sees his chance to shoot the pilot episode of his dreams. Together the three of them must learn how to cross the borderline, unraveling the terrible secrets of Florida one by one until their rescue mission is successful. Because Momo is not a ghost at all. 

Momo Kasahara is impossible to find and furious about it. Her hometown is an otherworldly shadow, her mind is definitely going, and her only neighbors treat her with eldritch indifference…most of the time. Stuck somewhere just outside of existence, she knows she must save herself soon, before she forgets what it means to be human.

[cubbihue]

Does Mr. Turner like rubbing his “son’s” successful career in Dinkleberg’s face??

He does! He brags about Timmy's success to every person within the neighborhood's vicinity. Mr. Turner loves how successful his son is! It really secures his reputation at the neighborhood HOA meetings they host at their house.

Timmy's worked very hard to gain more successes than failures. The more successful he is, the greater his family's social standing!! And the less he gets to overhear his dad ranting to the neighborhood about his failures.

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